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What a horrible sentence… I’m sure that most of you have already being forced to hear it some day… You’ll certainly ask “WTF. Why bother us with this shit?” Well… How could I explain it to you…? It’s all due to a certain someone (I bet he will recognize himself very well), who was astonished not seeing a single post in English… In fact, it’s rather true to say that he would have wished all the posts written in the Shakespeare native language. So, all thanks to him, I’ve forced myself to create this one, just for him (I hope he'll be grateful)… That’s also why, I wanted it all explain to you folks, because I bet that for your own, you’re not so pleased of having to read this one… Well, it’s also true that people whose English’s not good enough, won’t bother reading all this post. But here we are… So, for all of you which still read... how about some little jokes in order to pardon myself?

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
The student asked, "Do you know who I am?"
The prof said, "No and I don't care."
The student asked again, "Are you sure you don't know who I am?"
The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw the papers in the air.
"Good !" the student said, and walked out. He passed...