Owned!!! When the light reveal the truth...

Voici aujourd'hui deux petites histoires drôle, ayant chacune un point de chute assez semblable, je vous les livres en pair ;o) L'une est en Shakespearien, l'autre en Molière, comme ça tout le monde sera content, lol (pour l'image, vous pouvez la voir en grand format en cliquant dessus, ça peut être pratique pour ceux qui en plus des images lisent le texte... lool)

Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."